I spent last weekend in paradise.
Qualia, Hamilton Island. Put it on your bucket list.
I had all the things I love: beach, pool, the comfiest beach lounges, the
fluffiest pillows… and pretty much Verve on tap (I even drank it in bed!).
Chauffeur to our private beach
We spent Sunday on a private beach –
with a gourmet picnic. Sublime.
The weekend was also very
educational.
Lazing by the pool, I read Cosmopolitan magazine for the first time
in about 33 years (it was in the guest library – I didn’t actually buy it).
And OMFG… I was engrossed for as
long as it took me to finish my bottle of Verve.
Here are some of the things I
discovered:
- Cocktologist (noun): Someone wise in the ways of male genetalia
- If you want to go back to being a virgin again, there’s a new “vaginal tightening” cream called “18 Again”
- “Not Allowedsies” is the new relationship trick that we should all be trying. As the name suggests, it’s as simple as withholding the object of your partner’s desire until he just can’t take it anymore
- A free luxury holiday is apparently as easy as signing up on misstravel.com – which will match you with a “generous member” who will gladly take you on holiday. Hmmmm.
- 29.1% of women masturbate once a week.
- And there’s a whole story on how to get more pleasure from his penis!
So um, yep, it was a really great
weekend.
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