It’s a jungle out there but I’m just not sure how useful
it is to know that I can drink my own urine in case of extreme dehydration or to run in a zig zag when being chased by a crocodile.
I figure if you’ve made it through screaming babies
keeping you awake all night, the perils of the modern piranha-filled workplace and the realization that your smile lines are now wrinkles – all
while wearing shoes so high that they defy gravity, then you can
pretty much deal with anything life throws at you.
But sometimes we need a little extra help – which is where these survival tips might come in handy:
- Never underestimate the power of retail therapy
- Happy hour can start at whatever time you want it to
- Some days it’s easiest to refuse to give a shit
- Never, I repeat never, entertain the idea of spending longer than 4 hours in a car with your children
- In case of emergency – chardonnay can be consumed unrefrigerated
Oh – and it’s also wise to keep your hands inside the
vehicle at all times.
